Friday, October 08, 2010

UFO and mutterings from Bea

Another UFO sighting over China. I know, I know already, some of you are positive this is some sort of new testing of some unexplained, to the masses, military object. Boring
I mean really, why would I want to accept that explanation. I'm not going to find out if it's true, anyway. You think China is going to share that secret?

So, I prefer to actually believe it's a UFO.

Imagine this, some Intergalactic vessel is on a training mission or maybe they screwed up in some Intergalactic mission and they are sent to the FAR REACHES of our Galaxy.

I mean it can't be pleasant being sent to the farthest arm of the SPIRAL and then even farther to the off shoot where the little blue-green planet is located.

"DO NOT CONTACT THE INHABITANTS. DO NOT LAND, CRASH or in ANYWAY MAKE CONTACT." Direct orders from the Supreme Head.

"JUST CHECK IT OUT. MAKE SURE THEY HAVEN'T BLOWN UP THE PLANET. MAKE SURE IT'S STILL PRETTY MUCH BLUE. TAKE SOME READINGS ON POPULATION GROWTH AND THEN GET YOURSELVES BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR JOBS SERIOUSLY."
More from the Supreme Head.

"REMEMBER THERE IS A REASON WHY WE DUMPED THE EARLY ONES OFF ON THAT PLANET. THEY CAN'T CAUSE ANY MORE PROBLEMS IN THE UNIVERSE. SO LET THEM STAY THERE." Apparently, the Supreme Head has a low opinion of the human race.

Can't say I blame him. Most days I have a positive attitude about the human race.
That's before I read the paper, listen to the news, watch a television program that tells me in great graphic detail how screwed up, evil, unpleasant, selfish and so many more adjectives, many humans are.

Maybe they are only 1% of the population but they have managed to put THE FEAR into many of us. They have managed to pollute our planet, rape, kill, mane, pillage, instill stupidity other humans. They have wrapped philosophies, codes of conduct, their morals, their religions, their ethics around themselves and with power taken over. They lie, cheat, are greedy and a large percentage of them are of the male population. Yeah, boys, you know that's true.

Sometimes I feel like we were "cast in his image", yeah, the guy that landed the first spaceship and prodded the "castoffs" down the gangplank. "HAVE A NICE LIFE", he yelled as he quickly pulled up the ramp and got the hell off the planet.

Zeus says I am being too logical with this approach. I think it explains a lot. Remember when Britain packed up those ships of undesirables and shipped them off to Australia and the New World? I have a sinking feeling that it happened on a BIGGER SCALE.

Yeah, you caught me out. I'm just passing the time until I finish my sandwich and go out and mow the lawn for the umpteenth and hopefully the last time, this year.

If I come in later and start playing with my mashed potatoes at dinner, building a mountain. THEN YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT ME.

6 comments:

  1. Oh. Oh. Oh..How I love this post. I am so with you. I really do believe you are right, and I've thought of this many times before, that we were the off shoots, rejects from other worlds..it would explain a lot. Or..maybe we were just seeds that were spread..randomly. Of course, you won't see a lot on the news about the UFO's...of course not.

    Thanks for posting on a subject that is close to my heart.

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  2. Love your point of view - it kind of makes sense!!!LOL Friends of mine just flew to Japan and China - she was a bit nervous after seeing that news report- I just told her, under no circumstances, do not utter the phrase "beam me up".......

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  3. Just remember, the Australians have turned out pretty well. One of my best friends in the whole world has been there the last 30 years.

    The fact is that we do the best of knowing what we can at the moment we assess things, but even Einstein knew that what he saw and could understand would change when different ways of seeing emerged.

    Even with the uglies--there is Cirque du Soleil, line dried sheets, and deviled eggs. People quit their jobs to start non-profits to raise money for cancer research in areas too small to interest pharmaceutical companies -- and Charlie Rose has hosted a brain series for two years giving some of the greatest minds in neuroscience the opportunity to take the general public on a tour of one of the last great frontiers.

    My point?! Maybe the green guys are taking the former in on this trip rather than the latter. You are one of the people who have reminded me that we find what we're looking for.

    Great post!

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  4. That banner sure looks like New Mexico! I live in NM. Do you live there or just vacationing?

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  5. Well that's if you believe THIS world is REAL. But it could be that this is actually just a figment of your imagination or that we're all just part of a short dream.

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  6. Oh, my. The idea of mowing the lawn brought this on?

    We are all from outer space - that is correct. Millions of years ago we were just gases floating in limbo.

    And you're right that 1% ruin it for everyone. Wall St has brought us down - these guys think nothing of speculating in food prices, which means hunger and riots in third world countries. Mass foreclosures are the least of it.

    The only cure for mankind is that which you do to others will be done to unto you.

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